Ben Hansen
"You haven't slept in the same room as a woman before, though," Hugh continued.
"I have."
"Prove it."
"That would be a little difficult, I don't know her number."
A brief pause erupted yet again, splattering our intrepid heroes with
silence, lava and botched metaphors. Fortunately Ben and Hugh weren't
hit by any backsplash from the other two's painful writhing.
"Did you really?"
"Yes. Now can we please for the love of Christ get on with the story?"
"Story?"
"Sorry, I've begun to mentally narrate my life. It gives me something
to do, but occasionally things like that slip out."
Pause.
"You really are weird."
"I know. Now, to bed."
So they went to their respective homes and slept.
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