Hugh Hamilton
After an exhausting search of the kitchen, Hugh discovered that there was no food left at all, leading him to the conclusion that whoever ransacked the place was incredibly desperate, so desperate in fact that they needed all the food they could find as quickly as possible. Hugh pondered this theory, why would someone who is going somewhere in an enormous hurry need food? Surely the place they are going to would be able to supply them adequately. 'Unless...,' thought Hugh conspiratorially, 'they have special dietary requirements'. He clicked his fingers together attractively and began inspecting food boxes strewn messily across the kitchen. With deduction skills second to none, he soon deduced that the person who lived here was a vegan.
"Now," he said to himself, "what place in the world is 'vegan friendly'?"
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