Ben Hansen
"Well it's funny you should mention that, because I AM HIM. Did you really think I was a missing person returned from the dead?!" The man screamed, waving his gun wildly.
"Bugger" said Ben.
"Hah, no, just kidding. I've never heard of him."
"Well, what about Nelson Craper?"
"Ah, Craper. Spelt the same but with one less P?"
"Yes."
"No."
"Damn!"
Ben was starting to wonder why he was still talking to this idiot. "What about Neil Craper?"
"Actually, yes."
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