Ben Hansen
Unfortunately, Ben had to go see Ben Folds after returning from
Brisben. It took four hours to clean the Ben references out of the
office, and another three for Ben to get his kicks. Also
unfortunately, he got his kicks from an angry young lady.
"That's the last time I ask if anybody wants a piggy-back so they can
see the stage better," Ben said, nursing his crotch.
"You never said that did you?" Hugh replied.
"No," was Ben's answer.
Hugh came to, Ben gently shaking him awake.
"You fell asleep," Ben anticipated Hugh's first question of "Wha' Happen?"
"Ah... Hem," Huh murmured, followed by "So what's our next step?"
"Probably to find ol' Whatserface so she can give us a new letter to deliver."
"Why's she making us deliver these?"
"One of her conditions -"
"Yeah, but why?"
"I dunno. Probably 'cos she's a sadist. Any idea where she is?"
"Yeah, she's flagellating herself behind you."
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