Keeping An Eye Out: Chapter XXIX

Ben Hansen

Yes, knocking three cultists out and stripping them naked in the
middle of a park with absolutely no cover worked just fine.
As they were changing, Hugh turned to Ben and asked, "What was her name?"
"Whose name?"
"You know whose..."
"No, I really don't."
"The girl you slept with the other night."
"I what?"
"You heard me."
"I heard you, but your words didn't seem to make sense."
"You know, the whole sex thing Anh Tu was talking about."
"Firstly, Anh Tu wouldn't have any way of knowing. I make sure of
things like that. And secondly..."
"Yes?"
"Secondly, it never happened."
"Wow," said Hugh. Then he paused. "That's quite disillusioning."
"Indeed."
They continued to change.
"Hugh?"
"Yes?"
"Tell anybody that and you will no longer enjoy the use of your legs."
"You have no way of enforcing that."
"True, but I'll be quite miffed if Tom comes up and shouts 'Hey, virgin-boy!'"
"Doubtless," Hugh grinned.
They finished changing.