Thursday, December 21, 2006

The Ming Poodle: Chapter XLIV

Hugh Hamilton


"Hey Tom" said Hugh.
"Yeah?"
"Kindly withdraw your hand from your pants and share your Craper knowledge"
"Hey!" Tom protested "my knowledge is no craper then yours!"
"Are you trying to say that you don't know anything?"
"No" said Tom "I'm not trying to say I don't know anthing, I am saying I don't know anything"
"How clever"
"Indeed"
"Listen, please tell us all you know about this, you did know Craper right?"
There was a pause.
"I take it by your absense that you agree" Hugh said as Tom was rolling into a ditch outside.
"Good one Hugh" said Ben.
"Thanks Ben"

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